I am still alive, really...

Just not doing much. Here's a silly quiz I found at *helloparadise

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Book, book...umm..."The LORD has blessed my master greatly, My new small Bible from my mom was the closest book other than my checkbook.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Nothing. On either side, actually.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Oh gosh, umm.....An episode of House? A couple months ago?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
2:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:32 or 2:29 depending on which clock you look at.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
This week's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
...Yesterday afternoon. I went to get groceries.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Facebook.

9. What are you wearing?
Black sweatpants and a ratty old shirt

10. Did you dream last night?
Not that I remember.

11. When did you last laugh?
Just a minute or two ago at a joke on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Dust. A Chuck Norris calendar.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Of course.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
...Egotistical quiz, apparently.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Up.....no, wait, Mom and I watched Is Anyone There? last week at the $1.50 theater. It was AWESOME and sad too.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house. A good, decent car. A house for my mom and a new van for her. A college education.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I got a haircut last week?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I doubt I'd be able to choose.

19. Do you like to dance?
I don't know.

20. George Bush:
Which one?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Something that I and the father of the child agrees to?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
.....See above.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Oh, definitely.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'm not sure.

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal.